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soy atacado por un mono porque huelo como plátanos. por favor me ayuda antes él empieza pasando gas. gracias.
i am being attacked by a monkey because i smell like bananas. please help me before he starts passing gas. thank you.
ehhh...i live near chicago. i've been drawing since i was able to hold a crayon. i write. i work at a stable on the weekends. i don't believe in god. i paint my nails black. i have two alarm clocks in my room so that i have enough time to wake up during the process of turning the both of them off. i like garage sales, antique shops, and resale shops, yaknow, places where you can buy other people's junk. flea markets. i collect lamps that do things. lava lamps, tornado lamps, wave lamps, sparkle lamps, spinny lamps, lightning lamps...you name it. music...i like music. i'm a music connoseur. generally i like rock. vintage rock. any kind of rock, really. plus, a bit of everything else. i don't have a cell phone. could really use one, though. i play girl's fastpitch softball. i'm a pitcher. i dun watch a lot of television, but when i do it's usually adult swim, comedy central, vh1...i'm dying to get fusetv and the n but...haven't got around to it. my boyfriend lives in texas, quite far away from illinois, in case you didn't know. i love him. i'm overly outgoing. i'm not afraid of anything in particular. i'm extremely openminded...i'll try anything once. things rarely shock me...XD i've been exposed to enough things that it takes a LOT to get through to me and hit a chord of surprise. i hate bragging, coming for me or from others. i'm one of those people who meets someone once and remembers them forever. i don't study for school because..i don't have to. i have an excellent memory. i read comic books. japanese or otherwise. i love nearly all the comics that slave labor graphics has put out. i have a dog [dakota], two turtles [turtle and hercules], a parrot [tango] (who we always thought was male, but recently started laying eggs...), two cockatiels [cinnamon and spike] and some...fish. one of them recently jumped out of the tank, flopped under the couch and rotted all over our carpet...
a guy and a girl have just finished having sex and the girl says, "don't you think it was a little presumptuous of you to think you could sleep with me on the first date?" the man responds, "don't you think 'presumptuous' is kind of a big word for a second grader?”
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